Give Me Lots Of Money

A House Upon A Hill

Send Me Pretty Women

Or Threaten Me And Still

I Can't Be Counted On



I'll Come Up To Your House

And Attempt To Fix Your Sink

Do A Mediocre Job

As I'm Leaving You Will Think

I Can't Be Couted On



If You're Needing Something

You Know That I'll Be Gone

I Will Not Answer When You Call

If You're Waiting For Me

Then You'll Be Waiting Long

I Can't Be Counted On At All



My Eye Is On The Pork

The Pork Is In The Pan

If Something Needs A'doing

Well You Know I'm Not Your Man

I Can't Be Counted On



If You're Counting On Me

You Know I'll Let You Down

You Can't Be Counting On Me

Cause You Know I'm Just A Clown

I Can't Be Counted On