It's All Or Nothing,
And Nothing's All I Ever Get
Everytime I Turn It On,
I Burn It Up And Burn It Out
It's Always Something,
There's Always Something Going Wrong
That's The Only Guarantee,
That's What This Is All About
It's A Never Ending Attack,
Everything's A Lie And That's A Fact
Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
And All The Morons And All The Stooges With Their Coins
They're The Ones Who Make The Rules,
It's Not A Game,
It's Just A Rout
There's Desperation,
There's Desperation In The Air
It Leaves A Stain On All Your Clothes And
No Detergent Gets It Out
And We're Always Slipping Thru The Cracks
Then The Movie's Over, Fade To Black
Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
What About Love?
It's Defective - It's Always Breaking In Half
What About Sex?
It's Defective - It's Never Built To Really Last
What About Your Family?
It's Defective - All The Batteries Are Shot
What About Your Friends?
They're Defective - All The Parts Are Out Of Stock
What About Hope?
It's Defective - It's Corroded And Decayed
What About Faith?
It's Defective - It's Tattered And It's Frayed
What About Your Gods?
They're Defective - They Forgot The Warranty
What About Your Town?
It's Defective - It's A Dead End Street To Me
What About Your School?
It's Defective - It's A Pack Of Useless Lies
What About Your Work?
It's Defective - It's A Crock And Then You Die
What About Your Childhood?
It's Defective - It's Dead And Buried In The Past
What About Your Future?
It's Defective - And You Can Shove It Up Your Ass!
I Want My Money Back - Life Is A Lemon
I Want My Money Back - Life Is A Lemon, Life Is A Lemon
It's All Or Nothing, And Nothing's All I Ever Get
Everytime I Turn It On, I Burn It Up And Burn It Out
It's A Never Ending Attack, Everything's A Lie And That's A Fact
Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
And We're Always Slipping Thru The Cracks
Then The Movie's Over, Fade To Black
Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back
Back, Back, Back, Back!
I Want My Money Back,
I Want My Money Back - Life Is A Lemon