So I'm Walking Down Division When I See A Sight

And I'm Gonna Confide Right Now It Kept Me Up All Night

It Really Sickens Me When I See Such A Thing

Cuz Its Sadder Than Reusing Plastic Wrap With Cling



I Seen An Old Man Driving Down The Street

Daytons On His Impala He Was Rockin To The Beat

Drivin With One Hand At Noon

He Needed A Reality Check Soon



I Hate It When I See Old People Trying To Look Cool

Cuz What They Really Come Off Looking Like A Fool

You Know What I'm Speaking You've Seen It Too

Three Old Men In Adidas Shell Style Actin Like A Crew



Ain't No Party Like A Convalescent Home Party Cuz A Convalascent Home Party Don't Stop

So When You See A Old Geezer In A Caddy Bumpin Weezer

Then You Gotta Give A Fogie His Props



Now There's Nothing Worse Than A Dude Ten Seconds From A Hearse

Trying To Wear The Fubu Number Five

Cuz He Can't Look Phat Trying To Wear His Backwards Hat

And Listening To Celine The Concert Live



Old Men Should Be Wearing Jogging Suits

And Making Sure To Eat Prunes And Fruits

Not Sportin Fat Albert From Head To Toe

And Drinkin From A Forty While They're On The Go



I Don't Care If They Wear Ebtek But Stay Away From A And F

Cuz If You Don't Ima Have To Call The Fashion Ref

You Think I'm Kidding Pullin Your Leg Like That

Well I Gotta Tell You I'm Not That Kind Of Cat



Ain't No Party Like A Convalescent Home Party Cuz A Convalascent Home Party Don't Stop

So When You See A Old Geezer In A Caddy Bumpin Weezer

Then You Gotta Give A Fogie His Props



You Go To The Club And What Do You See?

Bunch A Old Losers Tryin To Be An O G

Dancin Around In All Black Denim Wear

They Put Black Highlights In Their Hair



So I Said Yo Pops Stop Actin Like Your Mind Is Gone

Put Your Brown Fake Leather Orthopedic Shoes Back On

So He Flashes Me The West Side Sign

And I Said Now You Outa Line



So Dude Pulls A Duece Duece On Me From His Pocket

And I'm