I've Wined And Dined On Mulligan Stew

And Never Wished For Turkey

As I Hitched And Hiked And Grifted Too

From Maine To Albuquerque

Alas, I Missed The Beaux-Arts Ball

And, What Is Twice As Sad,

I Was Never At A Party

Where They Honored Noel Caaahd

But Social Circles Spin Too Fast For Me

My Hobo-hemia Is The Place To Be



I Get Too Hungry For Dinner At Eight

I Love The Theater But Never Come Late

I Never Bother With People I Hate

That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp

I Don't Like Crap Games With Barons And Earls

Won't Go To Harlem In Ermine And Pearls

Won't Dish The Dirt With The Rest Of The Girls

That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp

I Like The Free, Fresh Wind In My Hair

Life Without Care

I'm Broke--it's "oke"

Hate California, It's Cold And It's Damp

That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp



I Go To Coney, The Beach Is Divine

I Go To Ball Games, The Bleachers Are Fine

I Follow Winchell And Read Every Line

That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp

I Like A Prizefight That Isn't A Fake

I Love The Rowing On Central Park Lake

I Go To Opera And Stay Wide Awake

That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp

I Like The Green Grass Under My Shoes

What Can I Lose?

I'm Flat--that's That

I'm All Alone When I Lower My Lamp

That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp



Don't Know The Reason For Cocktails At Five

I Don't Like Flying, I'm Glad I'm Alive

I Crave Affection, But Not When I Drive

That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp

Folks Went To London And Left Me Behind

I Missed The Crowning, Queen Mary Didn't Mind

Won't Play Scarlett In "Gone With The Wynde"

That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp

I Like To Hang My Hat Where I Please

Sail With The Breeze

No Dough--hi-ho!

I Still Like Roosevelt, I Think He's A Champ

That's Why The Lady

That's Why The Lady

That's Why The Lady Is A Tramp