She Was The Prom Queen
He Was The Quarterback Of The Football Team
And It All Looked So Promising
We Never Thought Anything Would Happen Like This
And Then, All Of The Sudden
Twenty-five Years Of Love And Devotion
Down The Drain

We All Heard Her Hollerin'
For A Country Mile
"Cheatin' Shows Your Complete Lack Of Style"
Well She Took Out Three Parkin' Meters
And A Pedestrian's Purse
The Day She Quit The Baptist Choir
And Threw That Ford Into Reverse