I Left Town Two Years Ago And Moved On Up To Idaho
But Swore That I'd Be Back Again - Pick Up Where I Left Off, Oh Man
Grown Up Sexy Texas Babies I Got Back In Town Tonight
Anticipating Much Delight
I Pulled Out My Black Book And Called Up My Old Lovers
I Got Five Newlyweds And Two Expectant Mothers

All My Old Flames Have New Names
There's A Lot Of Girls In Town
Who Tied The Knot And Settled Down
I Thought I'd Start A Fire With One Of My Old Flames
But They've All Got New Names

My Sexy Little Dirt Road Sport Is Now Called Mrs. Davenport
My Pretty Little Black-eyed Susie's Now Mrs. Susan Van Der Hoosie
Rosie Who Could Blow My Mind Is Sister Rose On Channel Nine
The Wildest Lover Of My Life Is Now A Federal Judges Wife
They Don't Want To Recognize This Old Familiar Face
I'm Just A Bad Reminder Of Their Wild And Woolly Days

All My Old Flames Have New Names
There's A Lot Of Girls In Town
Who Tied The Knot And Settled Down
I Thought I'd Start A Fire With One Of My Old Flames
But They've All Got New Names