(Leslie Satcher/Don Poythress)

Don't Play Me No Love Songs
I Ain't In Love Today
Don't Play Me No Train Songs
I Ain't Goin' Away
Don't Play Me No Gospel Songs The Good Lord Knows The Truth
I'm In A Real Bad Mood

Don't Play Me No Rock 'n' Roll
I Don't Want To Dance
Don't Play Me No Hillbilly
I'm Too Blue For Grass
And That Chessy Easy Listenin' Stuff Is For Elevator Fools
I'm In A Real Bad Mood

I'm In A Funk, Sunk
In A Pool Of Pitiful
I Got The Mange
I'm A Chain
Son, You Don't Wanna Pull
You Won't Cross This Old Yard Dog
If You Know What's Good For You
I'm In A Real Bad Mood

Don't Want No Beans And Taters
Ain't Got No Appetite
And 'em Cold Store Bought Tomatoes
Lord, They Make Me Want To Fight
Yeah I Want To Chew On Something
I Ain't Just A Little Uptight
I'm In A Real Bad Mood

I'm In A Funk, Sunk
In A Pool Of Pitiful
I Got The Mange
I'm A Chain
Son, You Don't Wanna Pull
You Won't Cross This Old Yard Dog
If You Know What's Good For You
I'm In A Real Bad Mood

Yeah, I Want To Chew On Something
Honey Anybody's Ass Will Do
I'm In A Real Bad Mood
I'd Get Out Of The House If I Were You
Momma's In A Bad Mood