He's A Pretender, He Knows Just What To Say
He's A Pretender, Yeah You Meet Him Every Day
He's A Pretender, That Fish That Got Away
He's A Pretender, Why'd I Fall In Love

It Was So Strange The Way He Held My Hand
I Wanted More Than Just A One Night Stand
He Had A Way Of Making Me Believe
That He Was Mine And That He'd Never Leave

Chorus:

I Know That I Should Take My Friend's Advice
'Cause If It Happened Once, You Know It Happens Twice
If There's A Chance Then I Know I've Got To Try
I'll Make Him Dance With Me, I'll Make Him Tell Me Why
He's A Pretender
He's A Pretender

Intermediate:

I'm Not Afraid To Fall A Hundred Times
And I'll Believe In All Your Silly Lies
I'd Like To Think That I Could Change Your Mind
Don't Say That I Am Blind, I Know All About Your Kind

He's A Pretender, Yeah You Meet Him Every Day
He's A Pretender, That Fish That Got Away
He's A Pretender, Why'd I Fall In Love

I Like The Way He Moved Across The Floor
And When He Danced With Me I Knew He Wanted More
But In The Dark Things Happened Much Too Fast
I Should've Stopped Him Then, I Knew It Wouldn't Last

(chorus)
(intermediate)

He's A Pretender, Yeah You Meet Him Every Day
He's A Pretender, That Fish That Got Away
He's A Pretender, Why'd I Fall In Love