I Like Wallets

I Bought One

I Have No Money

Isn't That Fun?



I Went To The Store

To Buy My Wallet

So I Used My Money

To Get A Whatchamacallit



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Wallet!

Wallet!

Wallet!

I Got A Motherfuckin Wallet!



I Drove Away From The Store

With My Wallet And Nothing More

My Wallet Has No Currency

So Now I Cant See



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