* This Is The UNEDITED Version With A Different 2nd Verse

Chorus: Repeat 2X

Hi! My Name Is.. (what?) My Name Is.. (who?)
My Name Is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Hi! My Name Is.. (huh?) My Name Is.. (what?)
My Name Is.. {scratches} Slim Shady

Ahem.. Excuse Me!
Can I Have The Attention Of The Class
For One Second?


[Eminem]
Hi Kids! Do You Like Violence? (Yeah Yeah Yeah!)
Wanna See Me Stick Nine Inch Nails Through Each One Of My Eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna Copy Me And Do Exactly Like I Did? (Yeah Yeah!)
Try 'cid And Get Fucked Up Worse That My Life Is? (Huh?)
My Brain's Dead Weight, I'm Tryin To Get My Head Straight
But I Can't Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Want To Impregnate (Ummmm..)
And Dr. Dre Said, "Slim Shady You A Basehead!"
Uh-uhhh! "So Why's Your Face Red? Man You Wasted!"
Well Since Age Twelve, I've Felt Like I'm Someone Else
Cause I Hung My Original Self From The Top Bunk With A Belt
Got Pissed Off And Ripped Pamela Lee's Tits Off
And Smacked Her So Hard I Knocked Her Clothes Backwards Like Kris Kross
I Smoke A Fat Pound Of Grass And Fall On My Ass
Faster Than A Fat Bitch Who Sat Down Too Fast
C'mere Slut! (Shady, Wait A Minute, That's My Girl Dog!)
I Don't Give A Fuck, God Sent Me To Piss The World Off!

Chorus

[Eminem]
My English Teacher Wanted To Have Sex In Junior High
The Only Problem Was My English Teacher Was A Guy
I Smacked Him In His Face With An Eraser, Chased Him With A Stapler
And Stapled His Nuts To A Stack Of Paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked In The Strip Club, Had My Jacket Zipped Up
Flashed The Bartender, Then Stuck My Dick In The Tip Cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extrat