Well, I'm Catherine Morgan
And I'm The Next-door Neighbor To The Gotees
And, The Gotees, Were Over There
And They Had A Drummer That Came In Here
To Played The Drums That Day
And He Played It Early In The Morning, And He Played It
I Had Him For Breakfast, For Lunch, And For Dinner
So I Hollered And Tollered And Told Him
That I Couldn't Stand That Drummer Any Longer
That He Was Drivin' Me Crazy
And Kevin Spoke Up And Said,
"Mrs. Morgan Says That's A Loud Drummer
We've Got Over There Today."
And I Said, "If He Hits The Drum One More Time
He's Gonna Be A Dead Drummer"
And That's Was The Last I Heard Of The Drummer That Day