I Visit Mr. Frump In The Hospital

I See Him Most Every Day

And When I See Mr. Frump In His Iron Lung

This Is What I Hear Him Say



(deep Breathing)



Y'know, Mr. Frump Is My Very Best Friend

He's Never A Chump Or A Tease

He Never Tells Me Lies, And Best Of All

He Never Disagrees



I Bring Him Candy And Flowers Every Afternoon

Sit Down By His Side And Say "Hi"

And Then I Ask Him His Opinion Of The World Situation

And I Wait For Mr. Frump's Reply, And Mr. Frump Would Say



(deep Breathing)



Well, Unfortunately, Soon It Came To Be

Mr. Frump's Dying Day

And Now I Bring To You The Very Last Thing

That Mr. Frump Had To Say....



(deep Breathing, That Fades And Dies Off)



Amen