Mom And Dad Don't Send Me Checks Anymore

Sister Tells Them I Spend It All On A Whore

Mama I Promise I Won't Buy Drugs Anymore

Daddy I Swear I Didn't Tell Mama

That I Saw You Downtown On The Corner

Talkin' Up A Storm With Some Friends Of Ours

Sister Why Don't You Shut Up And Go Watch T.V.

Damn It I'm Feelin' Broker Than A Bum

Mom And Dad Don't Send Me Checks Anymore