It's College Time Again
September's Almost Here
Hanging With Freshmen Girls
Frat Party Kegs Of Beer
I See A Girl I'm Wanting
Mixer At Delta Chi
We Take Some Oxycontin
Dave Matthew Gettin' High
And Then As I Undress Her
And Start My Stimulus
She Says But Wait Professor
This Wasn't On The Syllabus
I'm The Bad Professor
I'm The Bad Professor
A Tenured Titty Caresser
I'm A Bad, Bad Man
Tutor Her At My Apartment
Turns Into A Slow Dance
Hey Baby, What's Your Minor I've Got Your Major In My Pants
I've Got Your Student Body
She Wants A Better Grade
I Say If You Roll Over I'll Throw In Financial Aid
I Hope You've Boned Up For Your Midterm
If You Want, I Can Help You Cram
Don't Give A Shit About The Essay
So Let's Skip It And Get To The Oral Exam
I'm A Bad Professor
That's A Blow Job Reference
I'm A Bad Professor
Your Money's On The Dresser
I'm A Bad, Bad Man