Folk's Here's The Story 'bout Minnie The Moocher
She Was A Red Hot Hoochie Coocher
She Was The Roughest, Toughest Frail
But Minnie Had A Heart A Big As A Whale

(hidey-hi's!)

She Messed Around With A Bloke Named Smokey
She Loved Him, Though He Was Coke-y
He Took Her Down To Chinatown
And He Showed Her How To Kick The Gong Around

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She Had A Dream About The King Of Sweden
He Gave Her Things That She Was Needin'
Gave Her A Home Built Of Gold And Steel
A Diamond Car, With The Platinum Wheels

(fast Hidey-hi's!)

He Gave Her A Townhouse And His Racing Horses
Each Meal She Ate Was A Dozen Courses
She Had A Million Dollars Worth Of Nickels And Dimes
She Sat Around And Counted Them A Million Times

(hidey-hi's, One Mo' 'gain!)

Poor Min, Poor Min, Poor Min!