I Met This Girl Last Night With A Peculiar Cackle


I Laid The Bait And Then She Took The Tackle


Had Too Much To Drink At The Red Lobster


Now The Room Is Spinning Around Like The Blades Of A Helicopter


I Never Met A Girl That Was Too Finicky


If The Press Has Their Way Then They're Going To Finish Me


You Might Know This But You've Never Been This See


If I Ate Spinach Then I'd Be Called Spinach D


I Shed Light Like Cats Shed Fur


Ride Around Town Like Raymond Burr


I'm So High That They Call Me Your Highness


If You Don't Know Me Then Pardon My Shyness


I Live In The Village Wherever I Go I Walk To


Keepin' My Friends Around So I Have Someone To Talk To


I Play My Music Loud Because You Know It's Got Clout To It


It's A Trip It's Got A Funky Beat And I Can Bug Out To It