Woke Up From A Dream Thursday Morning
Mr. Miandad To Me Was Calling, Yeah
Got Duckie On The PhoneAnd When He′d Stopped Yawning
I Said, "Pack Up Your Bags, We're Going To Pakistan"

′Cause We're Meeting Mr. Miandad
Meeting Mr. Miandad
When We Get To Pakistan
In Our VW Camper Van
We're Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)
Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)
It′s Our Historical, Phantasmagorical Destiny

Everywhere We Go, People Know Us
When We Lose Our Way, People Show Us
(Oh-oh-oh)
When We Break Down, People Tow Us
And Send Us On Our Way
With A Smile And A Little Wave
Hey, Hey, Hey

We′re Meeting Mr. Miandad
Meeting Mr. Miandad
When We Get To Pakistan
In Our VW Camper Van
We're Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)
Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)
It′s Our Historical, Phantasmagorical Destiny

It's Gonna Take A While But When We Get There
Mr. Miandad Will Be Met There
We′ll Shake Him By The Hand
And He'll Say (wait There)
While I Get My Guitar
I′m A Rockin' Roll Star Like You

We're Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)
Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)
When We Get To Pakistan
In Our VW Camper Van
We′re Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)
Meeting Mr. Miandad (oh)
It′s Our Historical, Phantasmagorical Destiny
It's Our Historical, Phantasmagorical Destiny

(We′re Meeting Mr. Miandad)
(When We Get To Pakistan)
(In Our VW Camper Van)
(We're Meeting Mr. Miandad)
(Meeting Mr. Miandad)
(It′s Our Historical, Phantasmagorical Destiny)