Sittin' In His Strange Room After Midnight, Under The Moon

Thinkin' ' Bout Fuckin', Lookin' Through The Glass

We're Listening To Max, He Keeps Tellin' All Nite.

He Never Lies, Old Muthafucker

I Don't Exaggerate, He's A Bloody Drunkard,

But At This Moment You Got Nothing To Say,

We Got No Money For Wonderful Women, No !!

He's Spiderman, He Climbs A Wall

I'm Sure, He Doesn't Know What Is Fear

I Say : Hey, Max, Its Your Third Bottle Today

I Think He's An Alcoholic Sleep-walker.

He Cannot Stop When He's Telling His Tale,

I Say, Hey, Man, Fuckin' Party Is Over,

Take It Easy, Yeah, Take It Easy, Take It Slow,

No, No, Not Me, You Gotta Go !!

[Chorus:] Crazy, Crazy, What You Gonna Do Tonight

Crazy, Crazy, Max You Gotta Start The Fight !!!