How Did I Ever Get Into This Mess
I Fell In The River And I Wrecked My Dress
I Wanted To Look Good Because He's Coming Tonight
And He's Bringing Me Things That I Like

Oh Marco--I'm Shallow
But I Don't Want You To Think
That You're Buying My Love
With These Things

The Last Place You Wrote From Was Constantinople
I Am Not Impressed Marco--I've Been Around
Well, Anyways--I Told Our Friends
And We'll Meet You At The Warehouse
Down By The Docks Tonight

Oh Marco--I'm Shallow
But I Don't Want You To Think
That You're Buying My Love
With These Frivolous Things

But I'm Dying For Dresses
And I've Run Out Of Perfume
And I'm Pining For A Wine
That Is Halfway Decent

Please Don't Think I'm Forward But I Made A Reservation
At Our Favorite Restaurant Tonight For Two
And If You Need A Place To Stay
I Mean If All The Hotels Are Full
Well, My Room-mate Is Gone For The Weekend

Oh Marco--I'm Shallow
But I Don't Want You To Think
That You're Buying My Love
With These Frivolous Things

But I'm Dying For Dresses
And I've Run Out Of Perfume
And I'm Pining For A Wine
That Is Halfway Decent

Marco Polo Is Coming Tonight
And He's Bringing Me Things That I Like
Things That I Like
Things That I Really, Really Like