When I Was 17, Something On The Screen
Teach Me How To Think To Be A Plastic Queen

They Said The Tube's Magical, Some Said It's Quizzical
To Me It's Ethereal So We Agree That's Prodigal

I Don't Know Why I Need It For
I Just Can't Run Hide Or Ignore
Hypodermic A Little Pinprick
Epidemic Being A Belief

Now I'm 24, And My Soul Was Sold
To The Brand New God That I Found Inside The Box