-verse 1-

This Is How It Started, Rather How It All Began,

You See, I Was An Ugly Duckling, Only Half A Man,

I Didnt Think I Would Find A Girl,

The Kind That Would Rock My World,

So I Kept On Searchin, Always Felt The Hurtin,



Temptation Got The Best Of Me,

Temptation Said, Boy Be Who You Want To Be,

So I Started, Chargin By The Hour, For My Love Power,

And Then, Me-myself And I, A Regular Ladys Guy,



-chorus-

Sittin In The Lap, Sittin In The Lap,

Sittin In The Lap Of Luxury, Sure Feels Good To Me. 2 Xs



-verse 2-

Luxury Found Me, In Just The Nick Of Time,

I Was Runnin Out Of Patience, On My Last Dime,

A Magical Shower In The Middle Of The Day,

She Turned Out My Senses, Washed My Blues Away.



Lux-ury Got The Best Of Me,

Luxury Said Boy Be Who You, Want To Be,

I Never Charged Her By The Hour, My Love Power,

I Love Her Big Green Eyes, Ill Always Stand Beside Her,



Sittin In The Lap, Sittin In The Lap,

Sittin In The Lap Of Luxury, Sure Feels Good To Me. 2 Xs



It Dont Matter, How We Met, Where We Slept,

Who We Knew Before,

Im Your Romeo, Your Juliet,

Theres Nothing I Want More

Than To Honor You, Cherish You,

Tell Me What Have You Got To Lose,

The Moral Of The Story Is Gigolos,

Gigolos Get Lonely Too.