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Finally, I Got Me My Pornos

That Shows That I'm Really Sick

Of Course, My Mama She Don't Know

If You Tell, I'll Cut Off Your...

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Skittle:

Finally I Got 'em, They're Here At Last/Not Like The Magazines That I Had In The Past/These Are Videos That I Use For Fun/And When I Stole Them I Took More Than One/Just Pop 'em In And Then Watch The Action/When You Get Done There's Gaurenteed Satsfaction/If You Don't Know How To Play With Yourself/Here's Step-by-step Instructions To Give You Some Help/One, Turn Off The Lights Put The Tape In/Two, Sit Down In A Good Position/Three, Stroke Up & Down Real Fast/Four, Now The Cum's Here At Last



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Co-Co:

Do You Have Any Pornos Under Your Bed/Do They Have Girls That Give Alot Of Good Head/If So Let Me Borrow Them Sometime/Skittle Did, Just Ask Him 'bout The 1st Time/He Let Me Use Cum Back Pussy 4/I Spanked My Monkey 20 Times On The Floor/Two Times On My Bed, Three Times In My Room/Then I Had To Clean Up My Cum With A Broom/Some People Look At You Weird When You Say You Jackoff/I Say It's Only Natural They Need To Backoff/Skittle Is The King, 20 Times In A Week/But I'm Workin' Towards Bein' A Real Big Freak



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