Bring Your Own Lampshade, Somewhere There's A Party
Here It's Never Ending, Can't Remember When It Started
Pass Around The Lampshade, There'll Be Plenty Enough Room In Jail

If Being Wrong's A Crime, I'm Serving Forever
If Being Strong's Your Kind, Then I Need Help Here With This Feather
If Being Afraid Is A Crime, We Hang Side By Side
At The Swingin' Party Down The Line

Pound The Prairie Pavement, Losing Proposition
Quitting School And Going To Work And Never Going Fishing
Water All Around, I Never Learned How To Swim Now

If Being Wrong's A Crime, I'm Serving Forever
If Being Strong's Your Kind, Then I Need Help Here With This Feather
If Being Afraid Is A Crime, We Hang Side By Side
At The Swingin' Party Down The Line
At The Swingin' Party Down The Line

Bring Your Own Lampshade, Somewhere There's A Party
Here It's Never Ending, Can't Remember When It Started
Pass Around The Lampshade, There'll Be Plenty Enough Room In Jail

If Being Wrong's A Crime, I'm Serving Forever
If Being Strong Is What You Want, Then I Need Help Here With This Feather
If Being Afraid Is A Crime, We Hang Side By Side
At The Swingin' Party Down The Line
At The Swingin' Party Down The Line