I Was An Optimist Once
I Scoured The Streets To Find Tree Lined Parking Spots
Until And Officer Stopped
We Argued A Bit And Then I Finally Understood

She Said, 'no Matter What You Say, Even If You Do, I Don't Really Care,
I'm Not Here To Kill Anybody's Mood. No Matter What You Say, Even If You Do
I Don't Really Care, I'm A Lot Like You Everybody's Rude.'
But Now I Am A Criminal To Be Charged
With A Heart That's Far Too Large
To Give To Just Anyone (to Just Anyone)
What A Messed Up World This Is
'Cause You Were An Officers And I Was A Gentleman
And We Played Our Parts So Well
If There Was A Hurricane
We Were The Aftermath
And I'll Leave You With This Love

Now All I Did Was Bitch And Moan
'Cause Nothings Ever Good Enough For This Buttercup
And When I Sleep The Sleep Alone
I Blame Myself And Again I'm Never Wrong

She Said, 'no Matter What You Say, Even If You Do, I Don't Really Care,
I'm Not Here To Kill Anybody's Mood. No Matter What You Say, Even If You Do
I Don't Really Care, I'm A Lot Like You Everybody's Rude.'
But Now I Am A Criminal To Be Charged
With A Heart That's Far Too Large
To Give To Just Anyone (to Just Anyone)
What A Messed Up World This Is
'Cause You Were An Officers And I Was A Gentleman
And We Played Our Parts So Well
If There Was A Hurricane
We Were The Aftermath
And I'll Leave You With This Love

But Now I Am A Criminal To Be Charged
With A Heart That's Far Too Large
To Give To Just Anyone (to Just Anyone)
What A Messed Up World This Is
'Cause You Were An Officers And I Was A Gentleman
And We Played Our Parts So Well
If There Was A Hurricane
We Were The Aftermath
And I'll Leave You With This Love