I Woke Up Alarmed
I Didn't Know Where I Was At First
Just That I Woke Up In Your Arms
And Almost Immediately I Felt Sorry
'Cause I Didn't Think This Would Happen Again
No Matter What I Could Do Or Say
Just That I Didn't Think This Would Happen Again
With Or Without My Best Intentions

And Whatever Happened To A Boyfriend
The Kind Of Guy Who Tries To Win You Over?
And Whatever Happened To A Boyfriend
The Kind Of Guy Who Makes Love 'cause He's In It?

And I Want A Boyfriend
I Want A Boyfriend
I Want All That Stupid Old Shit
Like Letters And Sodas
Letters And Sodas

You Got Up Out Of Bed
You Said You Had A Lot Of Work To Do
But I Heard The Rest In Your Head
And Almost Immediately I Felt Sorry
'Cause I Didn't Think This Would Happen Again
No Matter What I Could Do Or Say
Just That I Didn't Think This Would Happen Again
With Or Without My Best Intentions

And I Want A Boyfriend
I Want A Boyfriend
I Want All That Stupid Old Shit
Like Letters And Sodas
Letters And Sodas

I Can Feel It In My Bones
I'm Gonna Spend Another Year Alone
It's Fuck And Run, Fuck And Run
Even When I Was Seventeen
Fuck And Run, Fuck And Run
Even When I Was Twelve

You Almost Felt Bad
You Said That I Should Call You Up
But I Knew Much Better Than That
And Almost Immediately I Felt Sorry
'Cause I Didn't Think This Would Happen Again
No Matter What I Could Do Or Say
Just That I Didn't Think This Would Happen Again
With Or Without My Best Intentions

And I Can Feel It In My Bones
I'm Gonna Spend My Whole Life Alone
It's Fuck And Run, Fuck And Run
Even When I Was Seventeen
Fuck And Run, Fuck And Run
Even When I Was Twelve