The Black Market White Baby Dealer
Is Hunting Around Overseas
The Black Market White Baby Dealer
Brings Back Clean Fresh White Babies To Me
Clean Fresh White Babies To Me


The Black Market White Baby Dealer
Is Rooting Around Overseas
The Black Market White Baby Dealer
Kidnaps Clean Fresh White Babies For Me
Clean Fresh White Babies For Me


My Smile Is A Dime A Dozen
My Lips Are Cherry Red
My Eyes Are Blue Like The Sky Is Blue
Ive Got Good Shoulders On My Head


I Look Like Your Mother
I Look Like Your Great-aunt
So Sit Me Down In The Family Photo
And Everyone Tells Me That I Look Just Like You


The Black Market White Baby Dealer
Is Hunting Around Overseas
The Black Market White Baby Dealer
Brings Back Clean Fresh White Babies To Me


He Brings Back
Oh My God He Brings Back
He Brings Back Clean Fresh White Expensive Babies
He Brings Back
Oh Charlie, He Brings Back
He Brings Back Clean Fresh White Expensive Babies


I Come Post-production
I Dont Need Natal Care
Im Already Fully Assembled
Down The Very Last Part, Its All There


So Take Me Into Your Family
So Take Me Into Your Home
Buddy Take Me In As Your Next Generation
And Ill Take You Out Of The Loans, Ten Million To One


The Black Market White Baby Dealer
Is Hunting Around Overseas
The Black Market White Baby Dealer
Brings Back Clean Fresh White Babies To Me
Clean Fresh White Babies To Me
Clean Fresh White Babies To Me