Mom And Dad, How'd You Get So Rad?
When Exactly Did You Get So Hip?
Wearing Teenage Clothes, Your Always Coming To My Shows,
Telling Me That I Should Mellow Out!

Its Absurd, Your Singing Every Word
Things I Like Your Not Supposed To Understand,
Bands I Like Your Not Supposed To Watch
So Please Put Down That Rum And Coke, Thats No Behaviour For Old Folks, I Thought The Apple Fell Down From The Tree...

Dad And Mom, What Planet Are You From?
And What Convinced You To Pack Up And Leave?
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What's The Matter With Parents Today?

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Mom And Dad, I Think You Ought,
To Quit Smoking So Much Pot
And Hanging With My Friends...
Laying Around On The Couch
With My Misfits Records Out,
Softly Banging Their Heads