Yellin′ At The Loser In The Mirror
Saying Dude, Don't Take It Personal
It′s Gonna Be Another Weird Month I Guess According To My Horoscope
And Some Chinese Restaurant In San Fransisco
My Fortune Told Me I'm On The Wrong Road
Well, Life's A Game, Yeah, I Need The Cheat Codes
And I Hate The Snow

But I Think I′ll Dye My Hair And I′ll Move To Alaska
Grab All Of My Money, Guitar, And A Jacket
Drivin' Outta Of Town Maybe Wave If I Pass Ya
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska
I Think I′ll Dye My Hair And I'll Move To Alaska
Last Couple Of Months Kinda Been A Disaster
Tell All My Friends I′m Asleep If They Ask Ya
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska

Posting All These Pictures On The Internet
And I Want Someone To Give A Shit
Eating Ice -cream In My Bed
I Guess The Problem Is That I Don't Even Give A Shit

Yeah, I Could Bring The Vibe Down From Ten To Zero
The World′s Most Pointless Superhero
Just Me, Myself, And My Stupid Ego
And I Hate The Snow

But I Think I'll Dye My Hair And I'll Move To Alaska
Grab All Of My Money, Guitar, And A Jacket
Drivin′ Outta Of Town Maybe Wave If I Pass Ya
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska
I Think I′ll Dye My Hair And I'll Move To Alaska
Last Couple Of Months Kinda Been A Disaster
Tell All My Friends I′m Asleep If They Ask Ya
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska

Yeah, Maybe I Just Don't Know What I Got
Look At My Life Like A Bad Before Shot
Stuck In Myself With All The Doors Locked
When I Just Want To Go

I Think I′ll Dye My Hair And I'll Move To Alaska
Grab All Of My Money, Guitar, And A Jacket
Drivin′ Outta Of Town Maybe Wave If I Pass Ya
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska
I Think I'll Dye My Hair And I'll Move To Alaska
Last Couple Of Months Kinda Been A Disaster
Keep Tellin′ All My Friends (tell All Of My Friends)
I′m Asleep If They Ask Ya (I'm Real)
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska (na-na-na-na-na)
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska
Sorry I Had To Move To Alaska