I'm A Collector Of Masterpieces
Totally Into Original Things
And I've Got Priceless Art Hangin' On My Walls
And I Love The Noise That Creative Brings
Ain't Got A Vault Or Security
It's Not A Velvet Rope Kind Of Gallery
It's Just

(Chorus:)
Sunshine Smilin' On Plain White Paper
Cardboard Cutouts With Angel Wings
Rainbow Drawings By Tiny Fingers
And A Big Ol' Castle Out Of Popsicle Sticks
But My Favorite Piece Ain't Got A Frame
It's On The 'fridgerator Door With The Misspelled Name
With A Cat And The Dog And Janie And Her Sister
There I Am In The Middle Of (the) Real Big Picture

Used To Be The Paper, Now It's Paper Dolls
I'm Dodgin' Crayolas On The Kitchen Floor
And Sometimes I Rush To Work For Peace And Quiet
But I Miss It All Once I'm Out The Door
And When The World Gets Crazy And Cold
Lucky Me, I Get To Come Home To That

(Chorus)

Yeah, You Know My Favorite Piece Ain't Got A Frame
It's On The 'fridgerator Door With The Misspelled Name
With A Cat And The Dog And Janie And Her Sister
There I Am In The Middle Of The Real Big Picture
The Real Big Picture
There I Am In The Middle Of The Real Big Picture, Yeah
The Sunshine Is Smilin'
The Real Big Picture