I Wish I Had One Good Reason Why
I Should Stay
How'd I Get Myself
Into This Place?

I Wish Had Qualities Like
Sympathy
Fidelity
Sobriety
Sincerity
Humility
Instead I Got Lunacy

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeahh

I Wish I Could Fit Myself In My Pocket
And Tie Myself To A Rocket
And Send Myself To Outer Space
I Wish I Had A Different Face

I Wish I Had One Good Reason Why
I Should Stay
How'd I Get Myself
Into This Place?

I Wish My Life Was A Little Less Seedy
Why Am I Always So Greedy?
Wish I Looked Just Like Cheryl Tweedy
I Know I Never Will
I Know I Never Will
I Wish My Life Was Not So Boring
Every Weekend Four To The Flooring
Don't Get Me Started On Monday Morning
It Would Be Overkill
It Would Be Overkill

I Wish I Had One Good Reason Why
I Should Stay
How'd I Get Myself
(How'd I Get Myself)
Into This Place?

I Wish I Could Apologize
Be Dignified
Wish I Could Look You In The Eye
And Tell You That I Never Lied
I Wish That I Could Stop The Cries
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeahh
Yeah Yeah Yeahh

Don't Wake Me Up Today
Under My Duvet's
Where I Wanna Stay
Don't Wanna Come Out To Play
Doesn't Matter What You Say, Anyway, Anyway

I Wish My Life Was A Little Less Seedy
Why Am I Always So Greedy?
Wish I Looked Just Like Cheryl Tweedy
I Know I Never Will
I Know I Never Will
I Wish My Life Was Not So Boring
Every Weekend Four To The Flooring
Don't Get Me Started On Monday Morning
It Would Be Overkill
It Would Be Overkill

Oh, I Wish I Didn't Smoke So Many Cigarettes
Another Programme On Antiques On The TV Set
Wish I Had Blonde Hair
Wish I Had Green Eyes
So Many Things About Myself That I Despise
(I Wish My Life Was A Little Less Seedy)
So Many Things About My Life That I Despise
(I Wish My Life Was A Little Less Seedy)
So Many Things That I Despise
(I Wish My Life Was A Little Less Seedy)
So Many Things That I Despise