I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass And,

We're Gonna Kick Your Ass And,



Walkin' Down The Streets Of LBC,

We're Bringing Our Army,



Gonna Pop A Cap In Your Ass,

So You Better Bring Our Cash,



If You Don't, You Better Run,

Cause' I'll Shoot You With My Gun,



I'm Gonna Beat You Up And,

We're Gonna Beat You Up And,



We Are Going To Get You,

Cause' You Are A Fucking Chew,



We Got You, We Got You,

We're Gonna Knock Ya Ta Timbuck 2,



1, 2, 3, 4,

We're Gonna Put You Through A Door,



5, 6, 7, 8,

Watch Out, That's A Snake,



9, 10, 11, 12,

Look At That It's A Fucking Elve,



I Am Sick Of This Count-ting,

I Don't Even Want To Sing,



Hey Santa, What's Up,

I'm Gonna Shove This Up Your Butt,



Hey Santa You Look Like Elvis,

Cause' I'm Gonna Snap Your Pelvis.