Well Dick's Son Has His CD's In Neat Lines

And Has A Dad That Reads Every Sign And Says

"I Only Drive 62.5"

Well I, Yeah I Don't Really Mind

His Coordinated Closet And His Folded Clothes

But Who Left The Bullet In The Mashed Potatoes?



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Well Why's Everybody Sweating Me

Because I Go To Dairy Queen

Well Why's Everybody Sweating Me

I'm Just The Son Of Dick Ramsbee



His Dad Boils Water By Time

And Measures Sugar By The Line

Who Tours The Country In A Winnebago

Well His Dad's An Anal Guy

And His Roomate's Stalked By The FBI

"Who Put The Shotgun Underneath The Sofa?"

Hal Put The Shotgun Underneath The Sofa



[Chorus]



I'm Son Of Dick

I'm Son Of Dick

I

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