I Think It′s Time For You To Know The Awful Truth
Mm, The Truth About Me, And The Truth About You
'Cause You′re A Brand-new SpeciesBig Cat (oh-oh), Space Nazis, Robert Stack (oh, Oh)
God-damn It, Gonna Snap, Leonard Nimoy (oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh)
Call Me Back (call Me Back)

I Try To Call You Every Day
I'm Rehearsing What To Say When The Truth Comes Out (of My Very Own Mouth)
I've Been Working On A Unified Theory
If I Make It Through Tonight, Everybody′s Gonna Hear Me Out

′Cause I'm The Right One
On My Touch-tone, Touch-tone Telephone
I′m The Only One
On Your AM, AM Radio

Oh, I'm Crying Now, Authentic Tears
They Flow Out Of Me When I Think About You
′Cause You're The Only Person In The World Who′d Understand
'Cause You're The Only Person In The World Who′d Understand The Meaning Of This
Oh My God
I Try, And I Try, And I Try To Make You Listen To Me

I Try To Call You Every Day
I′m Rehearsing What To Say When The Truth Comes Out (of My Very Own Mouth)
I've Been Working On A Unified Theory
If I Make It Through Tonight, Everybody′s Gonna Hear Me Out

'Cause I′m The Right One
On My Touch-tone, Touch-tone Telephone
I'm The Only One (hey)
On Your AM, AM Radio

Don′t Hang Up Yet, I'm Not Done
I'm An Expert, I′m The One
The One Who Was Right All Along
Better To Be Laughed At Than Wrong

I′m An Expert In My Field
UFOlogy, Yes, It's All Real
Ancient Aliens, It′s All True
I'm An Expert Just Like You

And Like You, I′m A Genius Before My Time
Disbelieving, That's The Real Crime
Pretty Soon, They′ll Discover Me
In The Super-Sargasso Sea

I Try To Call You Every Day
What Can I Say When The Truth Comes Out? (Of My Very Own Mouth)
I've Been Working On A Unified Theory
If I Make It Through Tonight, Everybody's Gonna Hear Me Out (now)

′Cause I′m The Right One (now) On My Touch-tone Telephone (now)
On My Touch-tone, Touch-tone Telephone
I'm The Only One On Your AM Radio
(On Your AM, AM Radio)