Well I'm Not The Kind To Kiss And Tell

But I've Been Seen With Farah.

I've Never Been With Anything Less Than A Nine So Fine.

I've Been On Fire With Sally Fields

Gone Fast With A Girl Named Bo

But Somehow They Just Don't End Up As Mine.

It's A Death-defying Life I Lead

I Take My Chances.

I Die For A Livin' In The Movies And T.V.

But The Hardest Thing I Ever Do

Is Watch My Leadin' Ladies

Kiss Some Other Guy

While I'm Bandagin' My Knees.



I Might Fall From A Tall Building

I Might Roll A Brand-new Car

'cause I'm The Unknown Stuntman

That Made Redford Such A Star.



I've Never Spent Much Time In School

But I Taught Ladies Plenty.

It's True I Hire My Body Out For Pay (hey, Hey).

I've Gotten Burned Over Cheryl Tiegs

Blown Up For Raquel Welch

But When I End Up In The Hay It's Only Hay (hey, Hey).



I Might Jump An Open Drawbridge

Or Tarzan From A Vine

'cause I'm The Unknown Stuntman

That Makes Eastwood Lookes So Fine.



They'll Never Make Me President

But I've Got The Best First Ladies.

Some Days I've Got'em As Far As The Eye Can See.

A Morning Dive With Jackie Smith

I Crash In The Night With Cheryl

But In The End They Never Stay With Me.



I Might Fall From A Tall Building

So Burt Reynolds Don't Get Hurt

I Might Leap A Mighty Canyon

So He Can Kiss And Flirt.

While That Smooth Talker's Kissin' My Girl

I'm Just Kissin' Dirt



Yes I'm The Lonely Stuntman

That Made A Lover Out Of Burt.