Saw A Cadillac For The First Time Yesterday
I'd Always Seen Horses, Buggies, Bales Of Hay
`Cause Progress Here Don't Move With Modern Times
There's Nothing To Steal
So There's Not A Great Deal Of Crime

It Sure Is Hell Living In A One Horse Town
There's Half A Mile Of Alabama Mud Bed Ground
Nothing Much Doing Of An Afternoon
Unless You're Sitting In A Rocking Chair Just Picking A Tune

And They Ain't Too Well Acquainted With The Stars And Stripes
But If You Want To Hear Susanna Then They'll Pick All Night
They'll Pick All Night

`Cause It's No Dice Living In A One Horse Town
Laid Back, As My Old Coon Hound
And I Just Can't Wait To Get Out Of This One Horse Town
There's Nothing To Steal `cause There's Simply Nothing Much Around

Sure Is Hell Living In This One Horse Town
There's Half A Mile Of Alabama Mud Bed Ground
And I Just Can't Wait To Grow Out Of This One Horse Town
There's Nothing To Steal `cause There's Nothing Much Around