Sling Your Hook In With Him Baby
He's A Real Sharp-shooter Now
If He's Out There Hiding In The Tall Grass
Tell Him I Said He Was A Coward

This Ain't Any Old Western Honey
It's The Twentieth Century Now
But If He Thinks He's Some Kind Of Tough Cowboy
And He's Hurt Her Then I Want To Know How

Did He Shoot Her With His Compromise
Like A Heart Attack He Can Paralyse
Or Did He Hang Her In A Noose
On The Telephone Line

Did He Shoot Her With A 45
Did He Leave His Mark Right Between Her Eyes
Oh Did He Shoot That Girl
That Used To Be Mine

Tell Him I'm Ready Any Time He Chooses
The Pay-off For The Things, For The Things He's Done
He Ain't Messing With No Two-bit Bandit
Armed With A Couple Of Guns

If He Wants To See It As A Two Reel Movie
He's Living In The Head Of Someone Else
But Better Take Him Down And Dust Him Honey
I Want To Hear The Truth For Myself

Did He Shoot Her
Did He Shoot Her