[VERSE 1]
Man Your Really One Heck Of A Guy
Best Friend Since Junior High
You Showed Me Playboy For The Very First Time
That Was Rad
We Saw Bon Jovi We Sat In The Front Row
I Pierced Your Ear Right Before The Show
We Stole Your Brother's Beer And He Didn't Know

[1ST CHORUS]
Your New Girlfriend Is A Son Of A Gun
Did You Fall In Love Or Did
You Just Want To Get Some
That Girl Is Crazy She's A Lo-co-motion
I Know You Know She Used To Be My Girl
You'd Better Run For Cover
Cause She's Tickin Like A Time Bomb
And Did I Mention That Youbothsuck.com
Now Your Stuck With Her
Like Mellencamp Is Stuck With Cougar.
I Guess That Makes Me The LUCKIEST LOSER

[VERSE 2]
I Met Her At A Kegger Past Out In The Yard
Gettin In Her Pants Wasn't Really That Hard
6 Months Later She Crashed My Car
That Was Rad
She's Got A Glow From Her Spray On Tan
Marilyn Manson Is Her Favorite Band
I Really Think She Might Worship Satan, Not A Band

[2ND CHORUS]
Your New Boyfriend Is A Son Of A Gun
Did You Fall In Love Or Did
You Just Want To Get Some
That Girl Is Crazy She's A Lo-co-motion
I Know You Know She Used To Be My Girl
You Should Run For Cover
Cause She's Tickin Like A Time Bomb
And Did I Mention That Youbothsuck.com
Now She's Stuck With You
Like A Frat Guy With A Bad Tattoo
Like Celebrity Golf With Alice Cooper
Guess That Makes Me The LUCKIEST LOSER

[BRIDGE]
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover You Deserve Each Other
I'll Leave The Weapon When You Take Her Home To
Meet Your Mother
She Was A Superstar, Back Seat Of My Car
Those Days Are Over, Now The Night Goes On Yeah

[3RD CHORUS]
Your New Girlfriend Is A Son Of A Gun
Did You Fall In Love
Or Did You Just Want To Get Some
That Girl Is Crazy She's A Lo-co-motion
I Know You Know She Used To Be My Girl
You'd Better Run For Cover
Cause She's Tickin Like A Time Bomb
And Did I Mention That Youbothsuck.com
Now Your Stuck Wit Her
Like Mellencamp Is Stuck With Cougar.
Like Number Two On A Pooper Scooper
I Guess That Makes Me Te LUCKIEST LOSER