I'm Not Saying

I Feel Sad About

The Way You Broke My Heart

But The Last Time That I Lost This Bet

I Had To Sell My Car



Chorus:

Somebody Call Me A Doctor

Somebody Call Me A Nurse

Losing A Game Is A Cryin' Shame

But Losing At Loving Is Worse



I'm Not Saying

I'm Depressed About

The Way Things Didn't Work Out

But The Last Time That I Lost This Bet

I Had To Sell My House



Chorus:

Somebody Call Me A Gypsie

Somebody Take Off This Curse

Losing A Game Is A Cryin' Shame

But Losing At Loving Is Worse



Bridge:

It's Like

Joan Of Two When Ya Need Three

It's Like

Joan Of Three When Ya Need A Four

It's Like

Joan Of Four When Ya Need A Five

It's Like

Being Dead When You're Still Alive



I'm Not Saying

I've Gone Mad Since You Left

I'm Not Bored Enough

But The Last Time That I Lost This Bet

I Had To Sell My Little Brother



Chorus:

Come On

Somebody Call Me A Preacher

Somebody Call Me A Herse

Losing A Game Is A Cryin' Shame

But Losing At Loving Is Worse

Oh

Somebody Call Up St. Peter

You Better Hurry

Or I Might Get There First

Losing A Game Is A Cryin' Shame

But Losing At Loving Is Worse

Oh

Losing At Loving Is Worse