Weird Goings-on At The County Jail
Prisoners Reading The Sheriff's Mail
He's Strapped Down To A Swivel Chair
Trying To Swivel Right Out Of There
Pin-striped Sweet's In Cell 15
Convinced His Self It's All A Dream
He's Got A Pet Black Tabby Cat
That Carries A Gun And Wears A Stetson Hat

The Door Flies Open, In Strides Geek
Looking Like The Front Page Of Newsweek
He Says To Lou In A Voice Of Glee,
'What's The Matter, Ain't You Glad To See Me?'
Lou's On The Floor 'cause He Can't Stand Up
As Green As A Leaf In A Tea-cup
When On To Geek's Back Jumps A Stetson-hatted Cat
Which Breaks Geek's Neck Like He Was A Rat

Long Gone Geek!