My Girlfriend Says I Can't Do This
My Wife Says Don't Do That
Another Case Of P.m.s.
Gonna Have A Heart Attack
I Need A Small Vacation
Maybe Fly Jamaica's Way
Told My Lawyers And Accountans
Done All I Can Take

Oh No Livin In The No
One More Mother Breathing Down
My Neck
I Think I Will Explode
Oh No Livin In The No (how'd Ya Like
To Live Your Life)
Everyday , Everywhere I Go It's Livin In The No

Tv Says Dead For Christmas Stalkers
On The Loose
Another Freeway Shooting
And I'll Be Hangin By A Noose
I Can't Seem To Shake It
I Guess It's A Bad News Spell
Special Thanks To Mom & Dad
For Bringing Me To Hell

Chorus

You Heard About What Magic
Caught
Too Many Penthouse Pets
Oh Don't Forget Your Protection Baby
Lord Knows You Might Be Next