Baby, Pass The Aspirin, Something′s Gotta Work
I Know I Did It To Myself But Man Oh Man It Hurts
That Second Last Martini, The One That Went Down Real SmoothSet Me On The Bender With Nothing Left To Lose

I Just Can't Apologize
For What I Did To Myself
My Bed′s An Ocean Liner
And I Can't Call For Help

Yea Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
The Girls Got Going And We Had A Munch
I Promise On A Dime, It's The Last Time
I′ll Ever Have A Liquid Lunch

Yea Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
The Girls Got Going And We Had A Munch
I Promise On A Dime, It′s The Last Time
I'll Ever Have A Liquid Lunch

I Think I′ve Got The Symptoms And None Of Them Will Leave
They Think That It's A Party To Laugh At All My Grief
It Must′ve Been A Doozy, I Had Two Hundred Dreams
At Least I Found My Pillow 'cause I Can′t Find My Keys

It's Hard To Remember
All Of The Events
But I Must've Paid The Tab
′Cause All That′s Left Is Fifty Cents

Yea Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
The Girls Got Going And We Had A Munch
I Promise On A Dime It's The Last Time
I′ll Ever Have A Liquid Lunch

Yea Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
The Girls Got Going And We Had A Munch
I Promise On A Dime It's The Last Time
I′ll Ever Have A Liquid Lunch

Baby, I Can Call The Pharmacy
They'll Bring Something Up, Something Up ′toute Suite'
Some Exotic Medicine To Cure My Every Ill
With Some Kind Of Magic Pill

I Just Can't Apologize
For What I Did To Myself
My Bed′s An Ocean Liner
And I Can′t Call For Help

Yea Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
The Girls Got Going And We Had A Munch
I Promise On A Dime, It's The Last Time
I′ll Ever Have A Liquid Lunch

Yea Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
The Girls Got Going And We Had A Munch
I Promise On A Dime, It's The Last Time
I′ll Ever Have A Liquid Lunch

Yea Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
The Girls Got Going And We Had A Munch
I Promise On A Dime, It's The Last Time
I′ll Ever Have A Liquid Lunch

Yea Baby, It Hurts A Bunch
The Girls Got Going And We Had A Munch
I Promise On A Dime, It's The Last Time
I'll Ever Have A Liquid Lunch