Paradise

Is Exactly Like

Where You Are Right Now

Only Much Much Better.

I Saw This Guy On The Train

And He Seemed To Gave Gotten Stuck

In One Of Those Abstract Trances.

And He Was Going: Ugh...Ugh...Ugh...

And Fred Said: I Think He's In Some Kind Of Pain. I Think It's A Pain Cry.

And I Said: Pain Cry?

Then Language Is A Virus.

Language!

It's A Virus!

Language!

It's A Virus!

Well I Was Talking To A Friend

And I Was Saying: I Wanted You.

And I Was Looking For You.

But I Couldn't Find You.

I Couldn't Find You.

And He Said: Hey!

Are You Talking To Me?

Or Are You Just Practicing

For One Of Those Performances Of Yours?

Huh?

Language!

It's A Virus!

Language!

It's A Virus!

He Said: I Had To Write That Letter To Your Mother.

And I Had To Tell The Judge That It Was You.

And I Had To Sell The Car And Go To Florida. Because That's Just My Way Of Saying

(It's A Charm.)

That I Love You.

And I (It's A Job.)

Had To Call You At The Crack Of Dawn (Why?)

And List The Times That I've Been Wrong.

Cause That's Just My Way Of Saying

That I'm Sorry. (It's A Job.)

Language!

It's A Virus!

Language!

It's A Virus!

Paradise

Is Exactly Like

Where You Are Right Now

Only Much Much (It's A Shipwreck,)

Better. (It's A Job.)

You Know?

I Don't Believe There's Such A Thing As TV.

I Mean - They Just Keep Showing You

The Same Pictures Over And Over.

And When They Talk They Just Make Sounds

That More Or Less Synch Up

With Their Lips.

That's What I Think!

Language!

It's A Virus!

Language!

It's A Virus!

Language!

It's A Virus!

Well I Dreamed There Was An Island

That Rose Up From The Sea.

And Everybody On The Island

Was Somebody From TV.

And There Was A Beautiful View