Verse One:




Well I Stumbled On A Picture Kinda Made Me Laugh



A Photograph What Brought Me Right Back To The Past



When I Was A Youngster



Quite Nerd Type That Wanted To Be Amongst The



Older Bolder Colder Crowd



With Fat Gold Chains And Strolled Around



In Tucked Silk Suits Hundred Dollar Bally Boots



Hat To A Tilt And A Felt Substitute



Fashions My Have Seemed To Have Worked



But It Seems I Was A Fake, And Fakes Look Like Jerks



All I Could Do Is Scheme



Hoping That One Day I'll Be On The Top Of The Team



No Matter How Hard I Tried, I'd Just Collide



With Being A Fool And An Old Guy



It Didn't Work, And That Annoyed



And I Asked Myself Why Can't I Be Oneovdabigboiz




Chorus




Verse Two:




Now I Remember One Day In The 7th Grade



A New Girl Came To School And I Must Say



I Slid, Skid, Crashed And Got A Crush



On Her And All Other Things Seemed Like A Bluff



I Wouldn't Dare To Speak, Didn't Say A Word



Trying To Be A Big Boy, I Just Became A Nerd



Doubting Myself, Thinking I'm All Sissy And All



Either I Was Too Short, Too Shy, Or Too Small



Which Was A Sign Of Ignorance



So I Brought Up Confidence



The Next Day I'm Panicking



Stiff As A Mannequin



What Do You Know



She Doesn't Even Show



But There's Tomorrow, The Next Day She Came



Arm And Arm With Some Dude, With Some Gangster Name



Hopes And Dreams In A Flash Were Destroyed



All Because Of The Fuss Of Oneovdabigboiz




Chorus




Bridge: Tasha Lambert (singing)




I'm The One That Told You Not To Worry



You'll Grow Up To Be Someone Special



Take Your Time And Don't You Hurry