Oh Shit God Damn, I Almost Hit That Little Punk Rock Kid.

Oh Shit, Ah Damn, Well What's Happenin Here? Damn Helicopters

And All I Saw Was Some Little Skater Kid

Come Runnin By With A Test Tube, One Of Them Glass Ones.

Oh Man, I'll Check The News

And Find Out What The Hell's Happenin Here. "Hola Como Estas?"

Fuckin Commercials, Damn Yeah,

"This Is Victoria Secretion Reporting Live From Orange County California,"

No Shit, "where Just Moments Ago, Officer Jack Mehoff And Our

Chopper In The Sky Spotted Rapper D-Loc, Member Of The Infamous

Kottonmouth Kommittee,

Skating East Bound On Yorba Linda Blvd.

DLoc Has Been At Large And Is Wanted By Press, Parents, And

Authorities

For Being A Nusiance To Society. Approach With Caution,

DLoc Could Be Under The Influence Of A Mind Altering Substance."



Its Me And My Skate, Skate

In This World Of Hate And Confusion

I Sweat All Day To Create An Illusion

Or A Fantasy Yeah That's What You Call It

You Can Be A Bong Tokin Alcoholic

Well This Came True So I Grip The Mic Tightly

And When I'm Rocking The Stage My Skates Besides Me

After The Show You'll Catch Skating In The Parking Lot

Bustin Grinds And Flips, My Board Is All I Got

To Escape The Realness Of Reality

I Smoke A Joint So I Can Cope With This Insanity

They Say Sobriety's The Answer To Society

I Say Its Anarchy But They Ain't Understanding Me

I Say It Twice But They Just Can't Relate

I Guess Its Fate, My Boards My Mate

Just, Just Me And My Skate



"In Other Breaking News, Reputed Rapper Saint,

Also From The Kottonmouth Kommitte, Was Caught By Survalence

Camera

At JJ's Liqour In The City Of Orange

Making Off With 2 Cases Of Beer, 1 Pint Of Booze, And A Carton Of

Cigarettes.

The Unemployed Rapper Has Outstanding Charges Of Drunken

Rowdyness,

Insighting Riots, And Abusive Behavior, Saint Was Last Spotted On

Beach Blvd, Jumping From A Moving Vehicle Under The Influence Of

Alcohol."



Now I Just Got Off The Phone With Big Hoss Up In Prison.

Thank God For Freedom Hook The Bitches With My Jism

Name Is Brought Up In Many Girlies' Conversations

But It Gets Complicated With The Situations You Be Facin

My Name Is Saint, The One The Girlies Flock Fool.

So Don't Get Mad When Your Lady Starts To Jock Me Fool.

Like A Beer Like Marijuana.

She Said "Hi Saint My Name's Luana."

Lou Wanna Wanna Wanna Take Me Home?

Lou Wanna Wanna Wanna Lay And Bone?

But I Get Aggravated, Mentally Frustrated

When I Act Like Cuz Your Boyfriend Player Hated.

Left Jab, Right Hook, Then I Knocked Him Out,

I Hate Player Haters So I Pissed In His Mouth.



"Apparently Local Officials Have Turned The Kottonmouth Kommitte

Case Over To The Federal Bureau Of Investigations.

The Elusive Orange County Rappers, Under The Direction Of Pimp

Daddy X Are Sought In Connection With A Number Of Charges

Ranging From Obsenity, Influencing The Minds Of Minors, Fake

ID's, Lude And Crude Behavior, And Demoralizing Society.

Right Wing, Religious Zealots Have Apparently Threatened To

Quote 'Crucify Those Young Punks.' "



Yo I Got A Scam For This, You Know I Got A Scam For That

The Daddy's Friends Are Good