{Kool Keith On The Phone}



Hello Did Cathy Come In Today Or What?



I'm Startin To Not To Like What's She's Doin At Me



She's Not On Time You Know Her Hair Ain't Combed



She's Not Dressed Properly



She's Always Wearin Jeans And This Is A Company



Where You Wear Dresses And You Look Neat And Come In



With Your Briefcase



And We're Taking Cutbacks.. Somebody Gotta Get Dropped




[Kool Keith]



Capital Investments By Sequence Automatic Mechanical Problem Secure



Space Investor, Wall Street Journal Analysist



The Rates Of Companies By Speed Paine-Webber



Merryl Lynch, No Other Than Solomon Brothers



Banking System With My Computer Wisdom



Immaculate Suit, Pinstriped, With My Shirt And Tie



Girls Know I'm Fly -- On The A-X-1 New Floppy Disk



"Hello? There's Somebody Out There To See You"



No, Tell Her To Call Me Back



I'm Busy With The President Of The United States



Discussing More Rates On A Higher Level



Don't Give Me Feedback, I Don't Need That



Two Trips To Costa Rica, I'll Be A Week Back



Before You Sign A New Act, Find Out If They Wack



Your Budget Will Be Low, And You'll Be Fired, Highly Retired



I'm The New Boss Of This Company Girl



(I Want You To Fax Yourself To China OK? Do This Now)




Chorus: Kool Keith *singing* (repeat 2X)




The Girls Don't Like The Job



Secretaries Don't Like My Ways



I Hire And Fire, Give You Checks On The Spot



I Hire And Fire, Give You Checks When It's Hot




[Kool Keith]



Down At 55 Water Street



Top Official Always Seein Chemical Bank, Wells Fargo



Bank Of America With My Fine Secretary Erykah



Me And Al Sharpton Was Talkin About Real Estate In