There Was An Old Lady She Lived In A Shoe

She Got A Whole Lot Of Kids You Can't Miss Em When You's Coming Through

Cause She Be Shacked Up With Little Boy Blue

But Half Them Kid's Aint Seen Their Pops Since Like 1982

But Down The Street Next To The Swap Meet

That's The Spot Where The 3 Little Pigs Yo They Be Catching Beef

They Took Tweedledee And Knocked Out His Front Teeth

And Left Tweedledum Just Straight Bleeding On The Back Seat

I Live On The Corner Man Next To Jack And Jill

You Know Them Two Brother And Sisters Who Be Acting Ill

I Tell Em To Step Back And Chill But They'll Smack Ya Grill

Now Let Me Tell You Straight Up Now You Can Catch The Deal

You Know Humpty Dumpty Man They Straight Played Him

Knocked Him Off The Wall Scrambled Him Up Now And Ate Him

See I Aint Playing Where I Live I Got To Stay Praying

And Every Time I Come Around Yall Can Hear Me Saying



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Mary Had A Little Lamb Case You Didn't Know

That Little Lamb Took My Sin Made It White As Snow

And Every Where That The Lamb Will Go

That's The Place I Got To Go Man I Got To See The Streets Of Gold



Sitting On The Corner With My Tape Recorder And Jack Horner

Kicking Freestyle Raps For Scraps Of Spare Change

To Change My Money Range And Cry Like Danny Ainge

Till I Make Enough Checks To Win Back My Ex Girl Friend

I Can't Pretend I Didn't Wish That I'd Never Seen Her Ill Demeanor

And This Fly Dish And The Spoon Ran Away Broke Out To Santa Fe

Left Me Cold Aint Seen Her Since Saturday

But Hey I Got To Say I Been Dissed Since Way Back

Bought A Girl A Knick Knack But Patty Was Wack

In Fact I'll Get Em All Back Using My Rap Sheet

And Make Em Outcast Singing Bah With The Black Sheep

And Take Them To Phat Beats And Show Them My Work

And Have Them Say I'm The Man And Play Them Out Like A Jerk

And Flirt With A Wink And Eyebrow On Tilt

And Leave Them There While I Go To The House That Jack Built Singing..



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Don't Get Me Started On Jack Be Nimble

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