Chorus:

Do You Got A Mullet A Mullet Going On?

Do You Got A Mullet Is It Beautiful Big And Long?

Well If You Got A Mullet There's No Need To Hide

Cause It's Plain To See Just So Plain To Me That We Just Need Mullet Pride



Verse 1:

I Saw A Man A Walking Just The Other Day

I Saw A Man A Talking And This Is What He Say He Said To Me

He Said Son Your Hair Is Real Short But In The Back It's Long

Well If It Is And It Really Is Then You Can Sing My Mullet Song

(then He Said To Me)



Chorus



Verse 2/font:

I Said Sir I Have A Question There's A Question That I Must Ask

Why Is It When I Go Out In Public Why Do These People Stop And Laugh?

He Said The Answer To Your Question Sir It's Just So Plain To Me

Now The Problem Is Just With These Kids They Got Mullet Jealousy

(then He Said To Me)



Chorus



Verse 3:

The Moral Of The Story It Goes A Little Something Like This

If You Got A Mullet Well It's A Haircut Not A Fish

And Now When You Wear Your Mullet Just Remember This Little Fact

See A Mullet Is Business In The Front And Then A Party In The Back

(now Everybody Sing)



Chorus



La La La La La La (repeat)