I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Underneath The Mistletoe Last Night.
He Didn't See Me Creep
Down The Stairs To Have A Peep.
He Thought That I Was Upstairs In My Bedroom Fast Asleep.

Then I Saw Daddy Tickle Santa Claus
Underneath His Beard So Snowy White.
There Must Be Some Mistake;
Was I Really Awake?
I Rubbed My Eyes And Moved In Close, A Better Look To Take.

Then I Saw Daddy Hugging Santa Claus.
He Took His Hand And Pulled Him To The Couch.
It Must Have Been Just Fine;
Santa Didn't Mean To Mind.
Then Daddy Moved Across The Room To Pour Them Both Some Wine.

Then I Saw Daddy Fondle Santa Claus,
And On His Ear He Nibbled Now And Then.
I Crawled Across The Floor,
I Hid Behind The Door,
I Left It Open Just A Crack So I Could See Some More.

Then I Saw Daddy Undress Santa Claus.
They Quickly Threw Their Clothes On Our Big Chair.
Well, Much To My Surprise,
I Couldn't Believe My Eyes!
It Wasn't Santa After All But Mommy In Disguise,

When I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
Underneath To Mistletoe Last Night.
Oh What I Laugh It Would Have Been,
If I Had REALLY Seen,
Daddy Kissing Santa Claus Last Night!!!