Smokin Any Thing That I Can Fit In A Pipe

Slammin Bottles Of Tussin And Going Fishing For Pike

Never Uptight My High Won't Permit It

My Problem's Life But I Don't Sweat It, Just Live It

And I'm Not Your Average Rapper

Got The Same Birthdate As Thomas Crapper

So Bitch Better Watch Your Back

Cuz I Push More Power Than A Marshall Stack

Never The Wack But Oh So Pesky

Some Say I Can't Flow But Muther Fucker Don't Test Me

And If You Arrest Me You Dumb Cop

I'll Find Your Daughter And I'll Give Her This Cock

Kid Rock's My Mother Fuckin Name

Bitch U Know Me So Pass The O.E.

And Don't Talk About Takin Me Out

Cuz I Got Your Girl And I'm Makin Her Shout

Just Like A Piano I'm Really Grand

And I Got More Riffs Than Steely Dan

Some Friends Call Me Fly

But Most Just Call Me When They Wanna Get High

It Ain't The Disco Cisco Kid Muther Fucker

It's The Outlasting Shotgun-blasting

Dick-swingin' Pussy Lickin' Punk

Little Skinny Muther Fucker And I'm Not No Hunk

But I Got More Rhymes Than A Cornfield Stalks

And I Turn More Tricks Than Tony Hawk

Walk With A Limp Cuz I Pimp Like A Pro

And If Ya Dis Me Punk I'll Fuck Your Ho

And Though You Think I'm Nothing More Than A Young Punk

I'm Like A Hound Dog Chasin A Chipmunk

I Move Quick Like A Cheetah

And It Ain't Shit To Me To Just Beat A

M.C. Down Who Looks Like A Dick

Jumpin 'round Like A Homo On A Pogo Stick

Yo Rock, What's Up Stop Being A Jerk

And Just "Give 'em An Example Of How A D.J. Works"

Cuz It's Blackjack And I Got Two Aces

Been Many Places Seen Many Faces

And Everywhere I Go People Wanna Jive

So I Keep My Fingers On My .45

So Don't Cross My Dusty Path

Or I'll Put My Foot Up In Crusty Ass

Don't Front Ho Pass The Jay

Then Hear Me M.C. And Watch Me D.J.

To The Beat Y'all And I Won't Stop

And I'ma Rock This Shit Till Your Eardrums Pop

Ev