She Showed Up At My House At Half Past Nine
In A Low-cut Dress With A Bottle Of Wine
She Said This Will Be A Night You Won't Forget

She Poured Us Some Drinks To Get Us Into The Mood
I Reached For The Lights, She Reached For My Tunes
She Pulled Out That Red Headed Stranger, I Stood Up And Said

Don't Touch My Willie
I Don't Know You That Well
Help Yourself To Some Haggard Or Some Jones
Hell, Or Anybody Else
I Don't Know What You Heard
I Ain't That Kind Of Guy
Yeah So Don't Touch My Willie,
We'll Get A Long Just Fine

She Said She Never Met A Man Like Me In Her Life
Who Wouldn't Share His Willie On The Very First Night
I Said It's Nothing Personal, Don't Take It So Hard

I Don't Pull Out My Willie For Just Anyone
There's A Lot Of Other Records That You Can Choose From
So Let Me Make Myself Clear Before You Go Too Far

Don't Touch My Willie
I Don't Know You That Well
Help Yourself To Some Haggard Or Some Jones
Hell, Or Anybody Else
I Don't Know What You Heard
I Ain't That Kind Of Guy
Yeah So Don't Touch My Willie,
We'll Get A Long Just Fine

Keep Your Hands Off My Willie,
We'll Get Along Just Fine